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50° Fahrenheit (10° C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat Canadians plant gardens 40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably Canadians sunbathe 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian cars won’t start Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) Distilled water freezes Canadian water gets thicker 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New [...] Team Coach Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God Team Captain Leaps short buildings with single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if [...] They always wear protection They have great hands They are used to scoring They have great stamina They find the opening and get it in They never miss the target They know how to use their wood They have long sticks They know when to play rough Because baseball players only know how to [...] “Don’t sweat it, kid — we’re just sending you down to the minors for a few weeks.” “Our players never take painkiller injections.” “I don’t care if I am not scoring, so long as the team is winning.” “Honest coach, I only had two beers last night.” “Don’t worry, my roommate is a really [...] |
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